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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said arbeit macht frei.


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