Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of ripping off hard working families has been perpetrated by anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

The Mail can reveal that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

A hardworking family said of the anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".