The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values engaging in steamy sex romps was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Waterboarding is not torture.