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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Enoch Powell who today said Ban this sick filth.


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