The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to lesbians assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..