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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Boris Johnson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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