The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies urinating on the Union Jack was Nick Clegg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..