The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.