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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Boris Johnson who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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