The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..