Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Some bloke in the pub revealed that cyber criminals have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for cyber criminals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Some bloke in the pub went on to say.


Some bloke in the pub concluded, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".