The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Vince Cable who today said read my lips; no new taxes.