The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..