Conservative head office has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen bleeding heart liberals involved in defacing statues in Trafalgar Square on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to bleeding heart liberals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Bleeding heart liberals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.