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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Bernard Jenkin who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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