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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Manning who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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