The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was an unnamed source who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.