The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez engaging in steamy sex romps was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..