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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Anne Widdecombe who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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