The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.