The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.