An unnamed source has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen lesbians involved in injecting crack into primary school children on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to lesbians it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Lesbians and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.