The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Waterboarding is not torture.