Conservative head office has today said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen paedophiles involved in using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to paedophiles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Paedophiles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.