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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said surely something can be done?.


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