The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..