George Osborne has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers George Osborne’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks on an ever more frequent basis.

George Osborne’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.