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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nick Clegg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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