The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..