The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours plotting to kidnap a senior royal was an unnamed source who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..