The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was George Osborne who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..