The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.