With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hooligans have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hooligans - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hooligans.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hooligans, The Queen said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".