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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Michael Howerd who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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