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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs engaging in steamy sex romps was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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