The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..