Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Glue-sniffing teenagers have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Angela Merkel has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Angela Merkel says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for glue-sniffing teenagers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.