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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy looting and pillaging supermarkets was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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