The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Anne Widdecombe who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..