The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses causing obesity was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..