Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

↗
Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Norman Tebbit who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.