The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams looting and pillaging supermarkets was Jeremy Clarkson who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..