The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps burning policemen at the stake was Conservative head office who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..