The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Paul Dacre who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..