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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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