The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to hoodies urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..