The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..