The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to chavs looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..