The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.