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I’m not racist but surely allowing women to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that women aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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